that moment when scott whitcombe likes your scott whitcombe bicep appreciation post
did you really think that you could make a post called scott whitcome bicep appreciation post and that scott whitcombe would not find it and like it? do you know me at all?
broadwaycom:liveintandem:Whitcombe Will Headline Sunday in the Park with George for One Night Only at New York City Center
I'm so tired of the New York theatre community resorting to stunt casting Hollywood actors in these productions when there are already so many amazing Broadway performers who would kill for the opportunity. Please don't get me wrong because I agree he did a good job with Little Shop but there's Gavin Creel or Claybourne Elder or Aaron Lazar or even Aaron Tveit if you still wanted someone who was more mainstream and this is the route they choose to take? Cheap way to bring in buyers for those overpriced benefit tickets if you ask me.
my plan is definitely to fuck it up as much as possible so that you and i together can make sure that another mainstream celebrity never sets foot on a broadway stage again. after they all have been eliminated we will decide that stage actors are also too mainstream and will petition for broadway shows to only be cast with really talented parrots in human skin suits
bumping clits i would assume
this daddy thing is starting to get pretty weird. but i've got one so:
my son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public.
i said maybe.
doesn't bring it on already have like eight straight to dvd sequels? i don't know, it'd be great to get the gang back together again but what would that movie even be about? you know those girls aren't cheering anymore, torrance probably has a five kids and a bad lifestyle blog and missy is living in portland with a bunch of hairless cats and her life partner who brews artisanal pilsners for a living, and cliff is probably in rehab after accidentally overdosing while on a bender because his band's drummer sold out and left to tour with daniel powter. actually i would watch the hell out of this, let's get it greenlit.
hey yeah, i remember. tell her i'm glad she liked it, anything for the only living fan of the 2003 wuthering heights.
favorite actors: scott whitcombe | [5/??]
wait why am i number five and why did leonardo dicaprio rank above me, he got his oscar, isn't that enough
[It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining brightly and there's not a cloud in sight. It's the perfect day to take a walk in the park, but you wouldn't know it to look at Scott's face. His usual smile is nowhere to be found, and anyone could tell from the look in his shining blue eyes there's something very important on his mind.
He reaches a park bench and stops, looking around the park's sprawling greenery and then checking his watch. Someone was supposed to meet him here, but they are late. Footsteps sound in the distance and he looks up. It's the person he was waiting for, but he does not feel any more at ease.]
I thought you would never get here.[Paul has been running and he is breathing heavily. He was running late but he rushed to get to the park on time because he knew Scott would be waiting. He is wearing a tight navy polo shirt and khakis.]
I slept through my alarm, take a chill pill. What is so important? You look so worried.[Scott wrings his hands nervously. Glistening beads of sweat are beginning to gather on his forehead, but he quickly wipes them away. His heart is heavy, weighed down with the secret he is about to share.]
I have to tell you something important.[Paul looks concerned.]
Actually I have to tell you something important too so I'm glad we are both here. You can go first though."i am one of the lizard people" says scott. "and also your navy polo shirt is far too tight, show some modesty for christ sake"
paul falls to the ground, weeping. "i just wanted you to love me!"
"lizard people don't know how to love," says scott.
FOR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CRACK THE CODE TO GET SCOTTY TO REPLY TO ONE OF MY RP THREADS AND I STILL CAN'T FIGURE HIS SYSTEM OUT.
in all honesty it's mostly random selection but i can promise you right now that if you get one going where i'm secretly either a wizard or an alien i will find it.